Number of people controlling India’s destiny: 1 (Sonia Gandhi)

Number of years the UPA is going to loot the nation: 10

IQ of Rahul Gandhi: 100

Number of scams unearthed during UPA rule: 1,000

Number of tall claims made by Diggy Raja: 10,000

Number of nonsensical statements made by Congress spokespersons: 100,000

Number of times Meira Kumar has said Baith jaaiye in Parliament: 1,000,000

Numbers of Tweeple, Facebookers and Bloggers against the UPA: 10,000,000

Estimated number of corrupt people in India in excess of: 100,000,000

Number of people suffering under the UPA regime in excess of: 1000,000,000

Numbers of Tweets, status messages and verbal curses against the UPA: 10,000,000,000

Net worth of Indian billionaires in excess of: 100,000,000,000

Size of an average value mega scam nowadays: 1,000,000,000,000

Net worth of all scams combined in excess of: 10,000,000,000,000

Congress target for future scams: 100,000,000,000,000

© Sunil Rajguru