1000 corrupt politicians sitting on the wall…

1000 corrupt politicians sitting on the wall,
1000 corrupt politicians sitting on the wall,
And if one corrupt politician should accidentally fall,
There’ll be 1001 corrupt politician sitting on the wall.

1001 corrupt politicians sitting on the wall,
1001 corrupt politicians sitting on the wall,
And if one corrupt politician should accidentally fall,
There’ll be 1002 corrupt politician sitting on the wall.

1002 corrupt politicians sitting on the wall,
1002 corrupt politicians sitting on the wall,
And if one corrupt politician should accidentally fall,
There’ll be 1003 corrupt politician sitting on the wall…

Notes:

1. For every corrupt politician who is exposed or caught in India, two take his place thereafter.
2. India has been playing this game since 1947.
3. If you pay good salaries, you may or may not get corrupt politicians.
If you pay abysmally low salaries, you will definitely get near 100% corruption.
Our founding fathers chose the second option.
Post-1991, the private sector is competing with the world, while the average Indian politician compares nowhere with his Western counterpart.
4. If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
If you pay peanuts to politicians, then you get a monkey political system where the common man ends up being the real monkey.

This Version By Sunil Rajguru

5 thoughts on “1000 corrupt politicians sitting on the wall…

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  2. Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty dumpty had a great fall
    All the King’s horses and all the King’s men
    Couldnt put Humpty together again

  3. Sanjay: Yeah, I guess everyone in India has different ways of handling corruption.
    Geeta: :)
    Manuj: I think it has more to do with professionals. Right now politics is dominated by criminals and academic failures. We need more and more professionals to come from all walks of life.

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