Sunil Rajguru's World » What if… http://www.sunilrajguru.com A little bit of everything under the sun. Mon, 10 Mar 2025 07:19:45 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.6 How Modi should solve the Kashmir problem… #AdarshLiberals http://www.sunilrajguru.com/international/how-modi-should-solve-the-kashmir-problem-adarshliberals/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/international/how-modi-should-solve-the-kashmir-problem-adarshliberals/#comments Mon, 26 Sep 2016 16:24:49 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=7630 Dear Prime Minister Narendra Modi, You have to instantaneously solve the Kashmir problem. That’s what you were voted for. #AccheDin in Kashmir too. For this remember…. 1. You cannot declare war on Pakistan. 2. You can’t indulge in any form … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/international/how-modi-should-solve-the-kashmir-problem-adarshliberals/feed/ 0 If Pappu had to formally apply for the post of Indian Prime Minister… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/if-pappu-had-to-formally-apply-for-the-post-of-indian-prime-minister/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/if-pappu-had-to-formally-apply-for-the-post-of-indian-prime-minister/#comments Tue, 19 Jul 2016 13:18:03 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=7557 Dear glorious citizens of India, I would like to apply for the post of Prime Minister of India. First let me tell you a bit about myself. Professional qualifications: I have studied something in some foreign universities and I did … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/if-pappu-had-to-formally-apply-for-the-post-of-indian-prime-minister/feed/ 0 How Modi almost lost the 2019 general elections, but pulled back just in time! http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/how-modi-almost-lost-the-2019-general-elections-but-pulled-back-just-in-time/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/how-modi-almost-lost-the-2019-general-elections-but-pulled-back-just-in-time/#comments Sun, 17 Jul 2016 15:40:23 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=7526 When Narendra Modi became Prime Minister in 2014, the first task he said to himself is, “I have to finish all my enemies for good.” So he promptly threw the national damaad Robert Vadra in jail and even opened up … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/how-modi-almost-lost-the-2019-general-elections-but-pulled-back-just-in-time/feed/ 2 This is how the Hillary-Trump debates will go… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/international/this-is-how-the-hillary-trump-debates-will-go/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/international/this-is-how-the-hillary-trump-debates-will-go/#comments Tue, 14 Jun 2016 09:16:09 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=7475 Actual Twitter exchange between US Presidential Republican candidate Donald Trump and Democrat candidate Hillary Clinton Trump: Obama just endorsed Crooked Hillary. He wants four more years of Obama—but nobody else does! Hillary:  Delete your account. Trump: How long did it … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/international/this-is-how-the-hillary-trump-debates-will-go/feed/ 1 I have succeeded because it is my delusion that he has failed… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/i-have-succeeded-because-it-is-my-delusion-that-he-has-failed/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/i-have-succeeded-because-it-is-my-delusion-that-he-has-failed/#comments Fri, 03 Jun 2016 09:54:54 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=7438 Q: What are your qualifications? Kejri: Modi has a fake degree. Q: What is the Delhi Model? Kejri: The Gujarat Model is a flop. Q: There are many cases against AAP MLAs. Should they be arrested? Kejri: Modi is not … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/i-have-succeeded-because-it-is-my-delusion-that-he-has-failed/feed/ 0 How they should teach Communism in our school and colleges… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/how-they-should-teach-communism-in-our-school-and-colleges/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/how-they-should-teach-communism-in-our-school-and-colleges/#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2016 13:51:05 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=7138 Communism is an authoritarian ideology which believes that the State is a dictator and all its citizens should be oppressed in perpetuity. It collapsed partially in China in 1978 and totally in the erstwhile USSR (The Union of Soviet Socialist … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/how-they-should-teach-communism-in-our-school-and-colleges/feed/ 1 How Congress slogans should actually change… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/how-congress-slogans-should-actually-change/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/how-congress-slogans-should-actually-change/#comments Thu, 11 Feb 2016 14:16:44 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=7090 Then… and… Now. Garibi Hatao. Congress Hatao. Wipe every tear from every eye. Wipe every Congress leader from every State. Ho raha Bharat Nirman. Ho raha Pappu Nirman. Poori roti khayenge, Congress ko jitayenge. Poora scam ka paisa khaayenge, desh … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/how-congress-slogans-should-actually-change/feed/ 0 Why Dhoni may have quit Tests… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/sports/why-dhoni-may-have-quit-tests/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/sports/why-dhoni-may-have-quit-tests/#comments Tue, 30 Dec 2014 08:22:45 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=6040 Captaincy bhi main karu. Wicket-keeping bhi main karu. Batting main bhi mujhe 4 down karna pade. Sidelined coach ka void bhi main bharu. Batting collapses aur spineless bowling ko main jhelu. Test losses ka gaaliyon ka bauchaar bhi main jhelu. … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/sports/why-dhoni-may-have-quit-tests/feed/ 0 What Vadra was actually saying… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/what-vadra-was-actually-saying/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/what-vadra-was-actually-saying/#comments Sun, 02 Nov 2014 04:35:59 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=5950 Pappu: Can I be PM? Vadra: #AreYouSerious? Pappu: I’ll be the greatest PM ever. Vadra: #AreYouNuts? Pappu: Congress is a great party that will remove India of its poverty. Vadra: #WhatsWrongWithYou? Pappu: But Congress is such a great party! Vadra: … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/what-vadra-was-actually-saying/feed/ 0 The BJP-Shiv Sena relationship status… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/the-bjp-shiv-sena-relationship-status/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/the-bjp-shiv-sena-relationship-status/#comments Thu, 25 Sep 2014 13:11:38 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=5845 For 25 years: Happily married! Some time back: Working on our relationship. After that: It’s complicated. Now: We haven’t the foggiest idea what our relationship status is! Congress-NCP: We’ll have what they’re having. MNS: Now in the relationship (or marriage) … Continue reading →

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