Sunil Rajguru's World » Knock Knock Jokes http://www.sunilrajguru.com A little bit of everything under the sun. Mon, 10 Mar 2025 07:19:45 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.6 Manmohan who? http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/manmohan-who/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/manmohan-who/#comments Sat, 17 Aug 2013 13:59:40 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=4877 1991-96… Knock Knock. Who’s there? Rao and Manmohan. Rao and “Manmohan who?” 2004-13… Knock Knock. Who’s there? Sonia and Manmohan. Sonia and “Manmohan who?” Post Script… Between the Creator and Destroyer, he’s not even the Preserver. These versions by Sunil … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/manmohan-who/feed/ 0 Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 22 http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/contemporary-knock-knock-jokes-22/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/contemporary-knock-knock-jokes-22/#comments Mon, 15 Jul 2013 04:01:25 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=4565 Knock Knock! Who’s there? Snowden. Snowden who? So no then to all my asylum appeals you spineless countries? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dhoni. Dhoni who? Don’ you even think of giving up before the last ball! Knock Knock! Who’s there? … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/contemporary-knock-knock-jokes-22/feed/ 0 Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 21 http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/contemporary-knock-knock-jokes-21/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/contemporary-knock-knock-jokes-21/#comments Fri, 01 Feb 2013 13:26:43 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=4106 Knock Knock. Who’s there? Intruder. Intruder who? In through the LoC came Musharraf to become Pak’s most high-profile intruder ever. Knock Knock. Who’s there? VP. VP who? Weepy weepy India thanks to the new Congress VP. Knock Knock. Who’s there? … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/contemporary-knock-knock-jokes-21/feed/ 0 Knock Knock Jokes, India-England cricket series chapter… http://www.sunilrajguru.com/sports/knock-knock-jokes-india-england-cricket-series-chapter/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/sports/knock-knock-jokes-india-england-cricket-series-chapter/#comments Mon, 26 Nov 2012 02:54:35 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://www.sunilrajguru.com/?p=3967 Knock Knock. Who’s there? Cook. Cook who? Cuckoo! Who’s the cuckoo now, eh? Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dhoni. Dhoni who? Don’ you think it’s time he started concentrating on the game and not on the pitch? Knock Knock. Who’s there? … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/sports/knock-knock-jokes-india-england-cricket-series-chapter/feed/ 1 Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes Coalgate chapter http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/contemporary-knock-knock-jokes-coalgate-chapter/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/contemporary-knock-knock-jokes-coalgate-chapter/#comments Sat, 18 Aug 2012 05:15:55 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=3801 Knock Knock. Who’s there? Coalgate. Coalgate who? Coal gets you Rs 1.86 lakh crore in this country! Knock Knock. Who’s there? Kanimozhi. Kanimozhi who? Can you move me to the Coal Ministry? 2G is so passé now! Knock Knock. Who’s … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/politics/contemporary-knock-knock-jokes-coalgate-chapter/feed/ 1 Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 20 http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/contemporary-knock-knock-jokes-20/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/contemporary-knock-knock-jokes-20/#comments Fri, 10 Aug 2012 17:39:00 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=3780 Knock Knock. Who’s there? Usain. Usain who? You sayin’ I’m the greatest? No? OK I say it, “I’m the greatest!” Knock Knock. Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? An’ now to the political part of our movement! Knock Knock. Who’s there? … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/contemporary-knock-knock-jokes-20/feed/ 0 Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 19 http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/contemporary-knock-knock-jokes-19/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/contemporary-knock-knock-jokes-19/#comments Sat, 16 Jun 2012 05:05:13 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=3680 Knock Knock. Who’s there? Mamata. Mamata who? mmm tata from the UPA? Knock Knock. Who’s there? Jagan. Jagan who? Jagaane aaya hu main Congresswaale ko! Knock Knock. Who’s there? Kalam. Kalam who? Kal aam admi ka President tha, par aaj … Continue reading →

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]]> http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/contemporary-knock-knock-jokes-18/feed/ 0 Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 17 http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/contemporary-knock-knock-jokes-17/ http://www.sunilrajguru.com/knock-knock-jokes/contemporary-knock-knock-jokes-17/#comments Sat, 28 Apr 2012 17:19:29 +0000 Sunil Rajguru http://sunilrajguru.com/?p=3601 Knock Knock. Who’s there? Laxman. Laxman who? Lax man the judicial system is, but the conviction finally came! Knock Knock. Who’s there? Lokpal. Lokpal who? Look politicians will keep scuttling the bill again and again! Knock Knock. Who’s there? AMS. … Continue reading →

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